THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
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I want to lose some weight
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The power of shifting
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Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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Girl Talk
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Men and Spray Paint Alike
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Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...