wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
I want to lose some weight
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Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...