The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...