Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...