Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...