Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Never Lend Money
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Death
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Graphics work too much
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Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
What is defference between man and Superman?
What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...