Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.