Playing music
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Miracle Bra Alternative
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One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...