Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...