A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...