Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...