Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...