Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.