Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...