Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...