Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....