Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...