Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...