Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...