Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...