The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...