Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...