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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...