I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...