Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....