Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...