A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...