Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.