Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...