He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
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Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...