M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...