On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...