Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...