You know you drink too much coffee when…
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The birthday study
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How to give your Cat a Pill.
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Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.