How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...