Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...