How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.