Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...