Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Teaching the child
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If men had a vagina.
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How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...