Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...