Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...