M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.