Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...