Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...