The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...