What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...