Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...