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Why were blondes created?
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One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Gulf War Remembered!
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Short Lawyer Jokes V
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Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Giving Cats Pills
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