Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...