Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...